Heir of Embers

Dialogue Sample

(Two twin dwarven wizards, overheard speaking together in an inn.)

Stenn: Maybe if we go through the Western Mountains?

Krenn: Bah! That would take weeks!

S: I don't hear you coming up with any more ideas!

K: Well, what about northeast through the Lothast?

S: Truly? Do you not remember what happened last time?

K: Oh right... the locals.

S: My hair still smells of elderberries! We need a different way.

K: Okay, okay. Then we take the Dundorf road northwest around the mountains.

S: That may work. We can even stop at the Dancing Dawn for a drink! They were a friendly folk!

K: Hmm... didn't I polymorph the Innkeeper into a badger?

S: Oh right, he tried to make you pay some other wizard's tab, I think.

K: That "some other wizard" being you! Sometimes I loathe being your twin!

S: Oh please, if you weren't my twin you wouldn't have my good looks!

K: You have a point, we are remarkably handsome.

S: Indeed. Anyhow! Where were we? How are we getting there?

K: I don't remember. Do you have any ideas?

(Dialogue loops)